The Digiorno

When you get a digiorno pizza from your local supermarket, cum on the pizza, put it in the freezer, then wait. Then, you and your lover have sex in the kitchen and when she’s about to climax, you lean over, get the cum-digiorno pizza and smack her over the head with it while screaming “pizza time”

A brand of somewhat cheap frozen pizza owned by Nestlé, marketed as Delissio in Canada. While their slogan "It's not delivery, it's DiGiorno!" is intended to imply a pizza comparable to delivery, the actual product tends to have thick, squishy crust, a ton of sauce, and small amounts of cheese and toppings that tend to slide off during cooking and eating (probably due to the extreme amount of sauce).

DiGiorno is also known for selling pizza and appetizer combinations like "Pizza and Cookies" and "Pizza and Wyngz."

A brand of frozen pizza sold in numerous varieties. The makers claim it to be—although it clearly is not—as good as delivered, pizzeria pizza. This causes many people to overreact and become angry at the blasphemous attempts to achieve that level of taste. When a rational perspective is achieved, one can realize: It’s a fuckin’ good frozen pizza to eat when I’m baked as a potato.

a type of pizza that is goooood for your stomach

Home grown marijauna; marijuana harvested in ones back yard or cultivated in ones basement.

It’s not delivery it’s digiorno. AKA the nickname for a person named Jan

Just like Digiorno pizza, no delivery. False delivery.