the dirty blanket
What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: The Dirty Blanket!
dirty blanket
What you get when your girlfriend decides to ride your flaccid, water-snake-like, penis like a bar-bull just as she starts her period.
Joe: Baby, I'm drunk.
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
Kathy: It's alright, baby. Don't move.
Joe: Shit, you're really wet.
Kathy: I am?
(lights go on)
Joe: What the fuck!? Look at the dirty blanket!
Kathy: Oh fuck. You might need some bleach. Also, your dick is small. See ya.
Joe: Dirty Blanket!
dirty mexican cum blanket
that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag
friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."
Dirty blanket
The opposite of a wet blanket. Someone who immediately makes things grimey for better or worse.
Positive:
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
Jamal : Oh so we’re having people over tonight? Let’s invite Nate
Phil : Fuck no dog Nate’s a dirty blanket. Every time he pulls up he brings an 8 ball and I end up nose deep in some Columbia Bam Bam and a mentally ill Latina. I love the guy but I got work tomorrow.
Negative:
Don’t invite Jorge to the function, he’s a dirty blanket. He always shows up off the pookie and scares the hoes.
Dirty blanket
When a white guy comes in a niggers mouth... Male of female.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
Then adds cotton balls to the mixture.
Tape or seal the victims mouth so they can't spit. Put the nigger in stocks and put a white pointy hood on them for a day to marinate in their mouth. After 24 hours, your material will be perfect!!
Untie and get the nigger to remove the contents/ cotton from its mouth and make them knit you a blanket from that special concoction.
When I was a kid, my grandparents used their cotton pickers to make them dirty blanket.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.
I was given this blanket as a baby. And so on.