The Dirty Brian

(n.) derived from the "stink palm" technique as seen in Mallrats. It is the most horrendous of pranks involving a tampoon being stuck up a guy's ass then removed and placed back in its wrapper. the girl who then uses it will experience a stink fouler than any stink palm. As this stink clings to her innards, it is extremely difficult to remove. Douching it will not remove the smell of ass.

The act of inserting a whole roll of Soothers cough sweets into your anus.

Sideways.

A man who likes to give rim jobs to his work buddies to make his girlfriend jealous. He uses the butt secretions as mustache wax.

The act of making eye contact with a surveillance camera whilst receiving oral.

During the act of heterosexual oral sex, a dog comes from behind and licks the female's vagina.

A lovely man who is large and in charge, but in all the right places. May not be the cleanliest but he’s the realest man you’ll ever meet. With the biggest meat you’ve ever seen.

A combination of "the Dirty Sanchez", a "Hot Lunch" and sometimes a "Snowball".