the dirty coop
When you forget a condom so you use the fermented uterus of a squirrel and replace lubricant with the vaginal mucus of 3 STD infested malaysian prostitues.
I tried the good Ol' Dirty Coop with marcus last night but sadly he said i wasnt aloud to use his mouth as a semen receptical anymore. the dirty coop is the dirtiest of sexual acts