The Dirty Digit
To insert a finger into the anus
"What a surprise! not only did she swallow the lot, but I got The Dirty Digit as well"
Dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip
A LAD-point-garnering move of moderate difficulty; to induce vaginal or clitoral pleasure through the application of digits beneath a girl's panties on the dancefloor.
James Hurst: "Yeah, absolutely smashed it last night. Only went and dirty dipped her sopping, dinnai! Macklin's Law baby! The dirty-digit-dance-floor-dip! Huge points. If I knew her name I'd send her Mum a thank you letter."
Full Dirty Digit
The Penis
That girl i was talking to in the club i went home and gave her the full dirty digit.
dirty digit
The result of a rear entry finger blast
Husband: Fancy a bit of rumpy pumpy tonight dear?
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...
Wife: Yea sure but only if you do that thing I like
Husband: Ok but I'm going to end up with a dirty digit again if you haven't had a clear out...
dirty digital
The act of participating in sexual activities through the internet.
Hey Emma, since you live across the country from me, would you be interested in doing the dirty digital with me?