the dirty mitten
n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and filth....or....errr...ruggedness, or something.
Me: I live in the Dirty Mitten.
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
Me: Detroit Crunkstars' first album is called "Dirty Mitten Funk"
dirty mittens
When you shit in a mitten, and proceed to fist a female with it
“I gave this girl dirty mittens last night, she loved it