The Dirty Stomp
An incurable sexually transmitted disease.
I got laid last weekend, but I caught The Dirty Stomp. I'll always be TDS positive. There's no cure or treatment. :(
dirty stomp
When you and your partner are getting it in the shower. Guy pick us up girl, her legs are around his waist and they're getting it. All of a sudden the guy has to shit, so he does and stomps the shit down the drain before the girl notices.
I was with my girl in the shower last night and I had to hit her with the dirty stomp. I couldn't hold it.