The Dirty Turban
When you are fucking a chick from behind either anally or vaginally, you proceed to donkey punch her; while she is stunned you take a shit on her head while saying "Your turban is dirty!"
Frank: you know that chick i took home last night?
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
Eddie: oh yeah, she was pretty hot, you bang her?
Frank: goddamn right, gave her the dirty turban too!
Eddie: oh thats fucking SICK!
dirty turban
To shit in a circular motion on a woman's head.
Dude! I just gave Carrie a Dirty Turban!!
Dirty Turban
Dirty Turban:
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head
1: Dirty, usually refers to something with shit involved
2:Turban, A middle eastern head dress made by wrapping fabric around a persons head
I met this freaky chick at the bar last night...When I took her back to her place she jumped my right away.. but that is not the freaky part.. I had to go to the bathroom before we started.. when I told her that I had to take a dump before we had sex.. she said "If you want you can shit on my head and give be a dirty turban"
dirty turban
Its when you shit on a turban and slap some one with it
You just got a dirty turban
the dirty turban
I advise only the dirty people try this...but its when you have anal sex with a condom on.. and then make the girl put it on and wear it as a hat. using the jizz as an adhesive.
edvin like to do the dirty turban.
Dirty Turban
When two people are in the same bed and one silently farts leaving the other person unsuspecting, and yells DIRTY TURBAN and throws the covers over the others face.
Last night I pulled the greatest dirty turban on Louise Coyle.
Is your turban dirty?
A form of racism towards an Arab.
Excuse me mr arab man, is your turban dirty?