The DJ

when you rub a girls vagina like a dj scratches the turntable

You position her into the sprinkler and as she spins you rub her like a record.

A boy who is the cutest ever. If you get the chance to meet a dj, dont let him go. He is so worth it, be careful though cause you will definitely fall for him. He is the sweetest most kind boy ever.

(Dubai Jerk Syndrome): a disease breaking out faster than fire in the woods, it hits the 20something to 30something Dubai guy, usually a clean, lean metrosexual looking dude, and is also a self-confessed player, thinking it's cool to have 2398 friends on facebook, and 98 picture albums of him and his "bitches" in a flashy club, acting like dumbass drunkards. Said infected guy, also usually walks like a homosexual, talks like a homosexual, dances like a homosexual... but doesn't admit to being one.

A guy with DJS also can't hold a coherent conversation for longer than 10 minutes, on average, before wanting to "fool around", which is a mere excuse for his lack of conversational skills.

hes one of the most caring people, he will always be there for you through tough and thin. hes one of the most funny people you will ever meet. if you need a smile just talk to dj because he will put a smile on your face.

Shorthand for Disc-Jockey

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