The DolkFest
Your boss comes into your office and sits on your knee because there are no empty seats. Half way through his lecture, he starts to rub his anus up and down on your knee cap in ectasy. Up and Down. When he starts to get comfy, stand up quickly, slap him in the face with the right and uppercut his sack with the left. While he is falling over, you say "welcome to the dolkfest"
I gave my boss the dolkfest today, it was so amazing!!