douchenabling
adj. to enable someone who's being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
to let a douche continue being a douche in spite of how insulting it is.
To stay in a relationship with a douche without the expectation that he will ever stop being a douche.
Sara: Joe is such a douche.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.
He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
Jessica: Well then why are you with him? You're just douchenabling him.
He will never stop being a douche as long as you keep douchenabling him.
douchen
the act of being a douche bag
wow this annoying kid next to me is really douchen it right about now.
Douchenator
An assaholic Douchebag
That kid is the douchenator!
doucheneer
When a group of individuals are being douches, the first to do so is the douchineer.
This all started with Frank. He's the doucheneer!
Douchenism
The act of completely dedicating oneself to being a douche to almost biblical levels. For most, being fully dedicated to douchenism is so engrained that they don't even realise their own membership has been bought, paid for and passed on to their offsprings, all while making any other members of society, (particularly non douchenists), groan in pain with every action they take.
Jim, "Look at that guy pushing in line at the ATM. I decree that he prays at the alter of douchenism."
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
Billy, "I do concur with your observation good sir"
Douchen Baggen
A German douche bag.
Man that German guy was such a Douchen Baggen.
douchenize
The act of being thoroughly stupid to the point of performing felatio while alot a giant elephant circling a sex robot.
douchenizing often leads to hurt elephants, broken sex robots and tread marks all over a mullet haired man's chest.