The Everett
When two girls scissor and one girls vaginal area migrates back towards the anal area of the other scissor-ess, and that girl then flatulates into the vagina of the former scissor-er. Then the two finish and then the girl containing the methane in the uterus then releases with such great force that it shakes the bed.
Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.
Other variations include a lighter being used to ignite the said methane. If there is an accident that occurs, such as pube flambe, please consult your doctor.
So the other night, my girlfriend farted in my pussy... That was a weird quief; it sounded like The Everett.
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he’s the kind of guy you’ll say no to and regret it. and yet for some reason he’s to one who sticks around long enough until you’re ready for him. he’s kind, thoughtful and compassionate with the people he’s close to. he’s shy when you first meet him and reserved sometimes but when he opens up to you that’s how you know you’re special. he’s a best friend and a boyfriend all rolled into one. he’s hilarious and loves puns almost as much as he loves hydration. don’t let him go because he’s worth keeping around.
everett you’re the best
Everett
An absolutely amazing guy who will always be there when you need him. If you find an Everett, don’t let him go. He is one of the best people you will ever meet. He is trustworthy and honest and won’t let you down. He won’t tell you he loves you if he doesn’t mean it. He is handsome and cute and will sweep you off of your feet. Although he can be a little annoying at times, he is still a great person who deserves the world.
Person 1: that guy is so nice and he’s really cute too.
Person 2: Oh yeah that’s Everett. He’s absolutely amazing
Person 2: Oh yeah that’s Everett. He’s absolutely amazing
everett
handsome, kind, caring.
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Everett's a soulmate.
Everett's a soulmate.
everett
A handsome, kind, caring, man who is subject to regular injuries, yet feels no pain.
ex. Everett's a soulmate.
ex. Without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an Everett.
ex. Without realizing it was his own blood that dripped down the side of his head and onto his white jersey, he exhibited all the signs of an Everett.
Everette
Boss with a pussy tickler (beard). Fucks like a boss. Games like a boss. Kicks ass without takin names. Very pleasureable. The ladies want him. Delicious! VERY HUGE PENIS!! Likes holes not poles! Sexy as hell. Has no friends but dosent need them with all the chicks he has. Chick magnet. Respect the beard or die.
Ex )Everette is a boss!!!
Ex) My Everette is awesome!
Ex) My Everette is awesome!
Everett
Athletic, awesome, funny, strong
Everett is very athletic