The Expendabalds

The Expendabalds are an elite group of bald Tobys conceived to root out and destroy enemies of his High Holiness, Lord Teezus. Operating under the stewardship of TFlowerFitness himself, the Expendabalds' wide array of skills includes assassinations, espionage, Government destabalisation and marauding females. In 2023, following outcry from Iron Popat that the group liked diversity, the Expendabalds recruited Toberella into their ranks. She has over 200 confirmed kills to date, and has seduced and secured information from some of the world's most powerful men.

If you see a member of the Expendabalds in public, it is a surefire sign that chaos is soon to erupt. Avoid engaging with them unless absolutely necessary. Your best and only hope of survival is to hide and pray they don't find you.