The Facebook Stalk
A sneaky way to see booby pics via the Facebook.
Bro: Brah, have you seen Kadie's boobies?
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
Brah: No, but I have a fat boner at the moment thinking about them
Bro: Dude, just do The Facebook Stalk.
Brah: Its at an ultra-bone state now.
Bro: Those are nice aren't they.
Brah: Delicious as toaster strudels.
facebook stalk
To look at a person's facebook profile in detail to learn more about them and what they are doing. Reading their wall posts and looking at the recent activity.
Do you have to facebook stalk me while I'm right here? It's a little creepy
facebook stalking
A covert method of investigation using facebook.com. Good for discovering a wealth of information about people you don't actually know.
person 1: Did you go to the _________ party last night?
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
person 2: No, but I was routinely facebook stalking (insert name of person you have never actually spoken to but have frequently visited his/her facebook profile)'s photos and saw pictures from it. It looked fetch.
facebook stalk
verb, a way of learning more about a person you know (or don't know), by reading their wall posts, information, or viewing their pictures, all anonymously.
1) This girl in my chem class is cute, i will have to facebook stalk her to find out more about her.
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
2) I found this guy i have never met before on facebook, i will have to facebook stalk him to learn more...
Facebook Stalk
The act of stalking friends/foes on Facebook to see what they are up to. This varies from viewing profiles infrequently to full on stalkage of the Norman Bates kind. Helpful when you want to see what your friends, boyfriend, girlfriend, ho and frienemies are up to.
Sabrina S. - Hey girl, why are you bummed?
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
Step - I went on Facebook and saw that Billy Bob's profile changed, he's in a relationship with that ho Jneen.
Sabrina - You need to chill the fuck out, and quit Facebook Stalking, damn.
Facebook Stalking
Facebook Stalking, like regular stalking, allows the stalker to secretly gather information about the person they are interested in; the stalkee if you will. Unlike regular stalking, Facebook Stalking is less likely to have an illegal component and is generally accepted by it's voyeuristic victims. The argument being, that if you didn't want others to know about your life, you wouldn't post it all over the internet.
Person 1: Do you have a crush on Billy?
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
Person 2: I'm not sure yet, I need to go home and do some Facebook Stalking first.
facebook stalking
Looking at someones facebook profile and reading their recent news and wall posts. Monitoring another person's facebook life
I am facebook stalking you right now