The Facewash
When you position your hand horizontally, grab one's face and proceed to swiping in a downward motion, palm down; Usually done when one is acting in a foolish manner. Can be done with wet hands for better results.
As a group of friends rock out to a 80's hair band genere of music, Mo sings the wrong refrain to a commonly known song and as a result to this Tom hits her up with a solid "facewash"
facewash
in a hockey fight when one player rubs the smelly ass plah of his hockey glove up and down the other players face, like he was washing his face, its one of the most annoying and aggrivatting things, not to mention degrading, a badass move.
oh man, stock just gave that guy a nice facewash, bet hes pretty pissed
facewash
ice hockey variation a facewash in an ice hockey game is a provocative move or an attempt at intimidation that may precede a fight where the aggressor performs the facewash wearing his or her hockey glove allowing the sweat-soaked (and often ubernasty smelling) leather palm of the glove to do the washing and make the point.
When Pronger facewashed the rookie in the corner, the kid retaliated with a punch and they both went to the box.
facewash
When recieving oral sex from a woman, to pull back and spray her face.
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Man she didn't expect that facewash!
Mexican Facewash
The act of taking a persons head and shoving their face into a dirt covered snow bank.
I told this bitch to give me road head, she refused. So i pulled the car over and gave her a mexican facewash.
Indian Facewash
An indian facewash is performed where a man drops a steamy load in a toilet and without flushing, gives his partner a swirlie in the toilet while take advantage of their from behind, therfore giving you an indian facewash
guy one: yo dawg i toally gave this girl an Indian Facewash last night!!!!!
guy two: niceeeeeee
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girl one: i totally got indian facewashed last night!!!
girl two: niceeeeeee
guy two: niceeeeeee
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girl one: i totally got indian facewashed last night!!!
girl two: niceeeeeee
Canadian Facewash
When a woman covers her muff with snow before stuffing a man's face into said crotch.
I think Steve might need Valtrex and some hot tea to recover from that nasty Canadian Facewash.