Big Red Sweater
Imagine the biggest most oversized red sweater on the gayest person in the world. His name is Vincent John.
Joe watched the weather forecast and it called for rain. he then called Vincent John and asked him to borrow his big red sweater to be used as car tarp.
big red sweater
a sweater that can easily fit a whale; ginormous in size must make lots of jokes
Big red sweaterrrrrrrrrr