The Findley

When a girl is giving a guy head while an unannounced vistor peaks through the door.

adjective meaning ruling what you do; having total control; boss

A person who’s really cute and will always have that one girl’s heart<3

To take a long, wet, nasty shit. Always accompanied by lots of loud farts, and in some cases "sharts".

Findleys are mainly boys who are addicted to acting dirty and looking at dirty things, they are constantly grumpy and don’t know how to smile. They are often desperate for a relationship, but they have a soft side and are very kind when you get to know them

An angry scottish man who despises the english folk and often terrorises them and their traditions. This even goes to the extent of cheering as he crosses back into the infamous scottish border. Most people do not understand him when he speaks, other then noises of stress and frustration of being scottish. Jack commonly likes to wind down with a lovely bowl of hagis, with the occasional deep-fried pizza if he is feeling cheeky, and a pint glass of irn bru. Jack has regular issues with his residence in england, such as the exotic bugs that continuously make him ill. His favourite word to say is "sorry", commonly when he has done nothing wrong. This is due to his weak scottish herritage taking over and submitting to the overwhelming presence of the english. Jack obsesses over day-time Tv, such as "come dine with me", "Britain's got talent" and "X-factor".