five dollar foot long
A cheap and delicious sub from Subway. Jared eats it and so should you.
Five...
Five dollar...
Five dollar foot long!
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Five dollar foot long!
five dollar foot long
when you go into a subway take a shit dont flush and leave
person1: dude wanna go to subway
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
person2: no man lets just chill at my place
person1: well i gatta do a five dollar foot long but you moms in the shower
Five dollar foot long
When a guy doesn't have much money, but he's got a big dick.
Girl: "I've been hanging around this new guy lately... he can't pay my bills, but his dick is enormous."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
Other girl: "Ah, sounds like a total five dollar foot long."
Five Dollar Foot Long
The new deal on sandwiches at Subway, or a really bad pornographic movie.
I bought a 12" sub for 5 dollars, and ate it while I masturbated to "Five Dollar Foot Long."
The Five Dollar Foot Long
Verb, slang
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
Using a Subway sandwich wrapper and a rubber band as a condom, either because you're poor or just can't wait.
"Yeah dude we banged all night, paycheck's not in yet tho so I had to give her the five dollar foot long ya know what I mean?"
"Jim what the fuck."
"Jim what the fuck."