The Frasier Crane
When you’re tonguing the bung so badly that you abuse the meat kiwis with your chin— thus tossing the salad whilst scrambling the eggs.
I gave him The Frasier Crane— scrambled eggs all over my face! What is a boy to do?
Craning Frasier
When Kelsey Grammer masturbates.
I'm sorry Niles I can't help you, too busy Craning Frasier.