The Fred Voccola
The Fred Voccola when you hype up to a partner how sexually endowed you are, only for them to be disappointed when the rocketship you've described is actually a small dog's dick and you insist that people prefer it over your previous promises. Pretty typical of Florida based tech companies.
"I pulled The Fred Voccola on her last night and she left! Guess she doesn't like rocketships."
Fred Voccola
Verb. To Fuck Someone or Something So Hard That You Break it's internal workings permanently
I Fred Voccola'd the Shit out of someone last night