The French Exit
A sexual activity where one partner defecates on the other’s chest in the shape of either a croissant or a large baguette.
My fiancé did The French Exit on me while I was sleeping last night...
french exit
To make an early exit without saying good-bye
Cinderella made a French exit from the ball.
French exit
To leave early without saying goodbye and not paying their share of the bill.
Where did they go, the tab just arrived.
The fuckers did a french exit...
The fuckers did a french exit...
French Exit
When you shit in a girls mouth, and then she french kisses it back into your mouth.
Bro 1: Yo...this girl I met wanted to French Exit with me last night.
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
Bro 2: Dude wtf that's horrible
French exit
snowballing but instead of cum it is replaced with poop
dude she wanted to french exit with me
French exit
Leaving the scene of a sexual encounter before one's partner has had a chance to clean up. (specifically/crudely: while things are still dribbling out of things)
He was a total asshole. Pumped me full of seed and pulled a French exit quicker than you could say 'je ne sais quois.'
French Exit
The act of drinking an entire bottle of wine and leaving a party with the host's wife
John brought a bottle of pink mosacto and performed a French Exit at Zach's party and now Zach and Sarah are getting a divorce. Fuck John, but not in the way Sarah did.