The Front Bottoms

Risque artists hired by the American Government to counter feelings of rebellion and anger amongst the younger groups of voters. Their compelling music utilizes the angst and feelings of self-worth to herd the youth of our nation into a Liberal Communist agenda.

An American rock band from New Jersey formed in August 2007. The members consist of lead vocalist and guitarist, Brian Sella and drummer, Mathew Uychich. Some of their greatest hits consist of 'Twin Sized Mattress', 'Be Nice To Me' and 'Lipstick Covered Magnet'. The music could also be labelled as 'Midwest Emo'.
They have also inspired many bands, such as McCafferty who tried to sound like them with a more punk theme. However, The Front Bottoms are way better than McCafferty for several reasons.

A euphemism for female genitalia. Sometimes preceded by 'furry' - see also vagina,vaj,minge,cunt,twat,pussy,punani,poonani, and flange.

its what girls have in addition to their back bottom and sometimes wee comes out of it and sometimes vagina fluid comes out of it and sometimes babies come out of it and if a boy loves her then sometimes he will put his willy inside her front bottom and 9 months later she might have a baby come out of it and sometimes people like to touch their front bottom and put their fingers inside it and tickle it and sometimes other people will put their fingers inside or lick it

Front bottom is a slang word which references the similarity of appearance which exists between a female's external genitalia and buttocks

A ladies vagina

A penis.