The Gaffney
A sexual position, usu. involving two or more males. Little is know about The Gaffney, other than that it is extremely difficult (often referred to as 'damn near impossible') to master or even perform. Although it takes its participants to heights of sexual pleasure never before experienced by mere mortals, it leaves them exhausted and ravaged to the point of near death. Ancient texts speak of those who take part in The Gaffney being left blind, mute, or even paralyzed. Aristotle, Immanuel Kant and John Stuart Mill were all known to have been practicioners of The Gaffney.
"And then bestowed upon him was knowledge of a value unmatched in the world of men, and he was warned to share the knowledge with only the worthy, the pure of heart and noble of spirit. And he was told that from that day forward all would revere the name of The Gaffney."
Gaffneyed
When an opponent picks up a fantasy free agent strictly for fill in purposes out of utter desperation and that player subsequently goes for a career day to cement an unholy victory (and league championship) over a more deserving opponent.
(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
(Named after Jabar Gaffney, for his week 17 performance for the Denver Broncos in 2009 when he went for 14 catches and 214 yards)
I got so fucking Gaffneyed by Rory when he picked up David Clowney as a bye week fill in and he had 8 catches and 2 TDs.
Gaffney
A guy who is legit a really cool person 2 b around who is very hard working and spends like 3 shifts on the weekend collecting money 4 charities. This person knows how to FLY A LEGIT GLIDER PLANE, is like black belt ninga, has mad piano skills even with all these intense skills he has a past time writing books and making youtube vids. He loves 2 watch anime and just b all like chillll..... :D
Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Overall a Gaffney is a very interesting and nice person 2 be around!
Person #1: see that dude in like the glidder plane
Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
Person #2: yep thats Gaffney he is a cool dude......
Gaffney
The most amazing, beautiful, lovely space mermaid that ever existed.
All hail the Gaffney mermaid space queen
Gaffneying
Verb: the action of throwing out all your boyfriend or girlfriend's shit when you break up.
"Yeah, We have to break up in person I don't want any Gaffneying."
"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"
"I have to but a new tv, my girlfriend went Gaffneying after we broke up and tossed my stuf fin the dumpster the morning of garbage day"
gaffney
The adjective gaffney describes someone or something that is hideous, disgusting or repulsive.
The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.
The word comes from the surname of British actor Dean Gaffney, who is famously ugly.
I can't believe you fucked that girl last night! She was gaffney!
Who farted? That's gaffney!
Who farted? That's gaffney!
Gaffney
The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.
That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.