the gargoyle
the term used to describe a dude vibin on the top of a toilet stall, perched like a bird and shittin 6 feet down on the floor
John: Woah, look at Mike! He’s doin the gargoyle!
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*
Mike: *grins hideously and empties his intestines onto the bathroom floor*
Gargoyle
When one perches on the top of a tapped keg (resembling a gargoyle perched on the side of a building) and proceeds to let the beer flow into his/her mouth for an undisclosed amount of time.
Yo chiz is so wasted! Dude did like 30 gargoyles.
Gargoyled
When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
Gargoyling
The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
Gargoyling
it's when you go to the toilet in some ramdom bathroom and you need to drop a deuce but the toilet is so gross that you perch yourself on it while your taking a dump.
that bathroom was so nasty I had to perch myself to take a shit, total gargoyling.
Gargoyling
The act of squatting on the top of a keg and drinking from the tap.
She was gargoyling on the keg.
Gargoyle
(n) A person who is extremely high to the point where they can barely move & only laugh.
Q-How high do you want to get?
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!
Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.
A- Til I'm as stoned as a gargoyle!
Q-What should we do tonight?
A- Let's be gargoyles.