The Garland

The act of taking a life size image of some one you are obsessed with, have sexual fantasies, or like naked and tape or glue it to a punching bag, afterwards you take a dildo or strap-on on the crotch of the picture. after that take off your pants, push the bag as hard as you can and bend over

Someone who's gonna knock down any impertinent fool who dares to cross swords with him.

The New Renaissance Guy. He masters everything people put him up to can do pretty much anything. Loved by girls (and guys) and stays neutral in all conflicts. Being around this guy brings you fourtune and sometimes fame. He also would have a weird love for christmas. He is good with his hands and listens well.

City in the east of Dallas. Garland might not be rich but its chill. We got fine Latina chicks and real ass niggas that dont be actin a fool all the time. We might have crime and gangs but we always keep it together.

A boy that likes to drink garbage juice (AKA Big Red) who likes to annoy his friends. He flirts with everyone without warning. Likes to moan when he eats his food and generally mess around like he doesn't know any better.

The most awesome person in all the multiverses. The only true ladies man who makes ladies faint or worship him. He is the bests at everything and wrecks everything.

The action of killing someone with music or bass. Chris Garland was the only man known in history to have killed someone with music. While DJing at a nightclub in Denver he induced a heart attack on a 25 year old fan.