the gatlinburg

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A thriving tourist metropolis in the Smoky Mountains of Tennessee, just east of Knoxville.

Here you can find the Ripley's Museum, a huge Aquarium, and lots of arts, crafts, and FUDGE! What a way to spend the day!

A small city in eastern Tennessee that has become a tourist mecca. Every year, millions of stupid fat people from Ohio move to clog the streets of Gatlinburg, ambling down the main street to gorge themselves on fudge, funnel cakes, cotton candy, corn dogs, and make fun of the locals. They visit the local saltwater aquarium, which makes perfect sense because it's, you know, landlocked. They completely ignore the national park and instead buy cheap airbrushed T-shirts and get married in cheesy drive-through wedding chapels. At the height of tourist season Gatlinburg holds all the charm of Times Square the morning after New Year's Eve.

A beautiful city in Eastern Tennessee. It is surrounded by the Great Smoky Mountains National park, the most visited in the United States. There are multiple things to do, all of them fun. The next town over, Pigeon Forge, is home to Dollywood, Dolly Parton's theme park. They are 5 miles apart, and with good planning, you won't get any traffic between the cities. Ober Gatlinburg, a park in the mountains, has a tram system that goes from downtown Gatlinburg to the park. The park has ice skating, snow tubing, skiing, etc. The city itself will have some traffic, but its smallish and walking would be smart. The city has a certain charm to it that will make you fall in love with it. Even people who prefer big cities like NYC and Chicago will absolutely love Gatlinburg, trust me.

A). A city in Eastern Tennessee that is notorious for gridlock hell. This so called "tourist" destination seems great in theory, however once you're there, you better have at least a day to spare to get in and out and drive throughout the city. The gridlock in this city is so bad it's faster to drive in NYC than this pos town. Once you are out don't even think about going to the next city, Pigeon Forge, because you'll have to belt out two hours of your time along with everybody else to travel five miles.

B). Gatlin: Latin for wait all day

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