The Gerg

Gergs are people who are really tall big and nerdy . Many scientists theorize about their sexual habits. The most common theory is that these people have many odd fetishes due to their social awkwardness which include: foot fetish, S + M, BDSM, Anal, Bi, Gay, Pedophilia, and Alexandra. Report any sightings of this beast to the following Gerg hotline: 1-800-MyAssIsSore

A word that is better than pog to indicate excitement or an epic moment.

To continuously annoy your friends on Xbox until you become blocked.

Alternate definition:

To immediately block someone when they join your Xbox party

n. Commonly known as Greg, a Gerg is basically a synonym for any human being with the name Greg. Being a Gerg, however, it also means that the person is incredibly handsome with a satisfying penis.

A local legend that lives in the central Queensland area of Australia. He grew up with his father slaying tonnes of Spanish, pigs, crows and pretty much anything that moves. To put into perspective of the size of the pile of the stuff that this legend has taken, think of the Empire State Building and times it by 50. That’s before smoko by the way. He’s taught sons, nieces and nephews how to slay anything. Once someone has been summoned with this skill set they have been ‘gerged’.

A condition that causes alcohol induced autism, and "bar retardness." Gergs go to extreme lengths to get viciously intoxicated as early as 10 am on a Saturday. Can also be used as a verb.

When a greg get too horny and needs to be pleased