The Gonz
Classy, God, sometimes caught wearing a flannel shirt jacket
You can be good, but you’ll never be The Gonz
Gonzing
Denying to be productive at work but getting fully paid. Also one aspect of gonzing is actively refusing tasks from your supervisor although not being busy.
Marc is such a Gonzo. I see him gonzing all the time while his colleagues cover him up.
gonz
to put your penis on someone's face near their mouth and your balls on their eyes, so they resemble Gonzo from the muppet show.
the porno wasnt suitable for children, so they got a big furry blue man to gonz a five year old, to please parents.
gonze
To look at nosily. Like as if you are fascinated with something, and you know you shouldn't but you have to look.
He saw they were dogging again, so went to have a gonze.
Gonz
A Venezuelan chap who has trouble finding their way through life.
Friend 1: "Hey, have you seen that dude we met the other day?"
Friend 2: "Oh, that Gonz? He's probably lost somewhere."
Friend 2: "Oh, that Gonz? He's probably lost somewhere."
Sweaty Gonz
The act of getting your balls sweaty, putting your balls on a girl's eyelids, and placing your dick on her nose, so it hangs over. She will then look like Gonzo from The Muppets.
Last night at the party, brooke passed at. Then Tyler did like 100 jumping jacks and gave her a sweaty gonz.
Juju Gonz
Juju is a simp with no pimp. He is hitting on an older girl, and when it is awkward he switches his simping target. Truely an asshole and a simp.
Juju Gonz is a fucking simp.