Grenade Theory

THE GRENADE THEORY:
1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'.
2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable.
3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back.

Got that?

HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE:
1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously.
2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!"
3. Duck.

Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate.

Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary and ducks*
Gary: What the fuck! You bastard!
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: Oh, right. Carry on.

OR

Bob: GRENADE!
*throws brick at Gary*
Gary: What the fuck was that for?
Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man?
Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK!
*Gary beats Bob into a pulp*

The Grenade Theory

The theory that all fat girls, at some point or another, pissed off at the fact that nobody finds them attractive due to their weight, will join a popular and hot group of girls in order to feed off their hotness and try to cockblock guys that want to hook up with her friends, angry and jealous of the fact that none of them want to hook up with her, thus making her, “The Grenade”.

The Grenade Theory essentially explains why all fat girls are obnoxious, annoying, and for the most part, have shit personalities.

俚语	the grenade theory
释义	Grenade Theory THE GRENADE THEORY: 1. Throwing an object at someone else for no reason is 'dread'. 2. 'Grenading' someone for no reason is perfectly acceptable. 3. Once 'Grenaded', the victim cannot retaliate unless to 'Grenade' them back. Got that? HOW TO GRENADE SOMEONE: 1. Choose your object. It can be anything EXCEPT a grenade. Obviously. 2. Throw your object at your victim, whilst shouting "Grenade!" 3. Duck. Please note that step 3 is important. Many people do not duck after 'Grenading' someone, making the 'Grenading' void, and meaning the victim can retaliate. Bob: GRENADE! throws brick at Gary and ducks Gary: What the fuck! You bastard! Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man? Gary: Oh, right. Carry on. OR Bob: GRENADE! throws brick at Gary Gary: What the fuck was that for? Bob: Haven't you heard of the grenade theory, man? Gary: YOU DIDN'T FUCKING DUCK! Gary beats Bob into a pulp The Grenade Theory The theory that all fat girls, at some point or another, pissed off at the fact that nobody finds them attractive due to their weight, will join a popular and hot group of girls in order to feed off their hotness and try to cockblock guys that want to hook up with her friends, angry and jealous of the fact that none of them want to hook up with her, thus making her, “The Grenade”. The Grenade Theory essentially explains why all fat girls are obnoxious, annoying, and for the most part, have shit personalities.
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