The Gruffle
An evil red fire breathing monster from the books and television programme Puddle Lane.
Oh no! The Gruffle! Please Don't hurt us. Etc
gruffle
verb; to eat hastily, with zeal
I'm going to gruffle some mad Domino's.
gruffles
The sound a male koala bear makes when he is either disturbed or on heat, or both
their was lots of gruffles coming from the gum tree last night
Gruffle
When you sit on a body part of someone else and fart so that they can feel the vibrations of your gas.
Aaron unexpectedly put his butt on my arm and gruffled me.
Gruffled
When someone is into something when its new.
when a person gets a new toy, say a motorcycle, they are very into cycles, so that person is gruffled.
Gruffle
To talk in a deep tone with a voice that sounds like you just got out of bed and you have a scratchy voice.
I was just jamming out to the radio in my car and now my voice is all gruffled.
Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.
Chad Kroeger's gruffle makes me want to beat down a baby with a sledgehammer.
gruffling
To eat in a way which is piggish, like a cop eating donuts or a black man eating ribs.
Home boy hadn't eaten donuts in so long that as soon as he had his hamfists on em he was gruffling happily.
I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.
I wouldn't risk gettin my hand near that Negro's mouth, the way he's gruffling them ribs.