The Hairy Taco
1. (Proper Name) A sexual position in which a man defacates upon a woman's breasts. He then lightly sprinkles pubic hair upon his feces and proceeds to simulate intercourse between her breasts.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.
2. A guy shits on his bitch's tits and then he puts some pubes on them and titty-fucks her.
"Oh, Elizabeth, you'll never guess! George gave me the Hairy Taco last night and it was absolutely divine!"
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."
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"Well, officer, Tyrone tried to give me the Hairy Taco and I axed him to quit 'cause I ain't into that shit and he didn't so I be all pissed and had to shoot 'im."
hairy taco
an unshaven, unkept vagina
I went down on her hairy taco.
hairy taco
vagina; female genitals
He likes to put his meat in my hairy taco.
Hairy taco
A woman’s labia majora, the outer lips covered with pubic hair.
Her hairy taco was on display.
hairy ass taco
When you take ass hair and make a taco out of it
I just made a hairy ass taco and gave it to kelly