The Headphones

Noun: A sex technique, where a recipient takes a seat in a chair while two friendly gents stick their penises in the recipient's ear to the best of their abilities. The gentlemen administering their penises must hold hands above the recipient to complete the "headphone" shape. The recipient usually wears a warm smile and strokes the penises, but this can vary depending on the tone of the encounter. The Headphone is similar to the "Eiffel Tower," in a sense, but involves a remarkably different feeling.

Verb Infinitive: to headphone
Verb Gerund: headphoning

Charlotte: I did the headphones with those homeless dudes that hang out near the mini-mart.

Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house!

Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend.

George: I think Agnes would be down for that.

Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on.

headphones

(n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device.

We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on.

headphones

A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks.

" My headphones broke."

headphoning

verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable..

I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings..

headphones

tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears.

man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? *cries*

Headphones

I technology device you put on your ears only allowing you to hear your computer because of the speakers in your ear

I am going to put on my headphones because I cant really hear the computer because it is very loud in here.

Headphones

My way of telling you that I don't wanna talk right now.

Don't talk to me,I have in headphones.

俚语	the headphones
释义	The Headphones Noun: A sex technique, where a recipient takes a seat in a chair while two friendly gents stick their penises in the recipient's ear to the best of their abilities. The gentlemen administering their penises must hold hands above the recipient to complete the "headphone" shape. The recipient usually wears a warm smile and strokes the penises, but this can vary depending on the tone of the encounter. The Headphone is similar to the "Eiffel Tower," in a sense, but involves a remarkably different feeling. Verb Infinitive: to headphone Verb Gerund: headphoning Charlotte: I did the headphones with those homeless dudes that hang out near the mini-mart. Charlotte's Dad: Get the fuck out of this house! Hector: We should headphone your new girlfriend. George: I think Agnes would be down for that. Doctor: Your ear infection could have resulted from multiple things: swimming, showering, or even headphoning. Just practice safe ear-hygiene from now on. headphones (n.) A socially acceptable “I'm ignoring you.” device. We talked to him early this morning, but he's got his headphones on. headphones A device that, if used correctly, well surround you and completely drown out all human life. Also used to ignore pricks. " My headphones broke." headphoning verb. When a person puts their headphones on and pretends to be listening to music, when in reality they are listening to the conversation around them. This is done for the headphoners benefit. You can find out all sorts of interesting information previously unavailable.. I headphone when at the nurse's office when people are getting weighed, talking about their problems, and also at my Mom's church meetings.. headphones tiny little speakers generally connected to ones ears. man my headphones broke how am i gonna listen to my emo? cries Headphones I technology device you put on your ears only allowing you to hear your computer because of the speakers in your ear I am going to put on my headphones because I cant really hear the computer because it is very loud in here. Headphones My way of telling you that I don't wanna talk right now. Don't talk to me,I have in headphones.
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