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The Helicopter
The Helicopter is a sex position that is extremely difficult to complete. A man with an erect penis must lay on a flat surface and a woman gets on top and inserts the erect penis in her vagina. The woman then must do a full split creating two 90 degree angles with her legs and body. The woman then must grab hold of a ceiling fan, or something similar, and have the ceiling fan spin her around on the man's penis. The helicopter has only been successfully completed 2 times on record. Once in Soviet Russia by a man named Mishovia Donkavist and a woman named Fitsa Removv. The second was completed by yours truly, bad_cactus, and a Donald Trump sex doll which I had to duct tape to the ceiling fan. Most attempts on record usually wind up dislocating the man's penis, or even worse, snapping it off completely.
Man: Babe, I want to try something crazy tonight
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
Woman: What is it?
Man: Let's try The Helicopter!
Woman: Are you sure!? Don't you know the risks?!
Helicoptering
The act of spinning ones dick around in a circular fashion, helicopter noises are optional and can enhance the experience
One time I was helicoptering in the shower and my dick slapped me in the nuts.
helicopter
When you swing your penis around in a circle and make the noise of a helicopter.
I helicoptered right in front of your mom.
Helicopter
It’s a fucking vehicle. SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITION
Me: *types up “helicopter on urban dictionary”
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!
Urban Dictionary: wHen y0u tWirL y0 diCk iN a CiRcle In frOnt of yoUr
Me: SHUT UP WITH THE SEXUAL DEFINITIONS! GOD!
Helicoptered
To be grabbed by your dick and slung around in a helicopter motion.
Heidi helicoptered me last night, I thought my dick was gonna get ripped off.
Helicopter
Sexual act with the female on top. The female does a split and inserts lubed penis into vagina. The male then grabs hold of the female's legs and spins her around rapidly, similar to that of a helicopter's blades.
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.
Has a high failure rate, roughly 100%. Failure results in Female either falling over or vomiting, and Male losing penis.
Theoretically, a successful helicopter, if done fast enough, could generate lift for the female for about 2 seconds. There have been 3 reported cases of success, but they were all in Japan so you never know.
Dude 1: Yo d00d my girlfriend and I totally did the helicopter last night!
Dude 2: No you did not.
Dude 1: You're right. Sad face.
Dude 2: No you did not.
Dude 1: You're right. Sad face.