The Heming-way
To blast one's head off with a shotgun, similar to the author Ernest Hemingway's preferred choice of suicide.
John's girlfriend broke up with him. Rather than move on like any normal person would do, he decided he couldn't live anymore without her and went the Heming-way.
Heming-Way
A traditional doggy-style position in which the man places a laptop on the woman's back to enable him to work on his novel while fucking.
I wasn't finished editing the chapter yet, so Zelda let me screw her Heming-Way. Very productive use of time.
The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way)
Noun: A word to describe the action of shooting oneself with a shotgun, inherently ending his or her life, in order to escape life's pressures; named for Ernest Hemingway, who did the very same thing.
"Dude, you got an "F" on your English test? Dang, you should totally go The Hemingway (Or The Heming Way).