herker
A large obscure growth on a person's face that causes another to stare in amazement.
"That big lady has a herker on her cheek. Should I go offer to pop it for her?"
The Herker
A charmer indeed, the herker is seductive and dangerous. Men are hypnotized by her presence, powerless to resist. She stalks her prey at night. Preferred hunting grounds are patronized by the wealthy and intoxicated (Vegas, perhaps?). Be advised: giving into the herker is costly. Blink, though, and you could miss her. Much like the chupacabra, rumors of real life encounters with the herker have become legendary, causing some to naively question whether she exists.
Whilst sitting at the bar drinking heavily, a young man senses the presence of this womanly beast. He turns to his comrade and whispers excitedly, “Dude, I think that’s the herker..."