The High Life

When a women does a hand stand and spreads her legs in the air, then a person comes along and shakes up a bottle of Miller High Life and shoves it into her vagina, uses her cervix as a bottle opener and cracks it open to poor the contents all up inside her... then shes tipped over and used like a human beer bong.

It's a way of life. It's not just about how you dress or what you smokin'. When you're high life livin', it means you're living without boundaries or limits. We don't follow rules or copy the next man, originality is the key people!!

A cheap, yet refreshing beer made by the best American brewing company.

The best American Style beer known to man. It gets you very drunk and at the same time tastes unbelievable. Commonly referred to as the champagne of beer.

(1) Next generation of people who are frequent clubbers, spenders, and owners of high-end gadgetry. (2) A high-class society which is somewhere between the B-Class and the A-Class. (3) Sophisticated and glamorous at the same time (when referring to objects)

The act of getting jerked off under a table full of friends while everyone at the table knows what is going on and is uncomfortable but the person doing the jerking who thinks they are discrete and ninja like. Must take place Highlife Lounge in Des Moines. Only made better is when the jerker uses ranch dressing from the jerkee's tator tots as lube.

A person who hires a marine biologist to take care of his aquarium at home.