The Hills Grammar School

The Hills Grammar School, aka Hills Grammar/Hills or abbreviated to THGS is an independent, coed, private school located in Kenthurst, Sydney. The Hills Grammar School has been specifically developed so that rich cunts in Western Sydney would have somewhere to send their kids to. Hills just stays in the top 100 HSC rankings, this is achieved by giving a bunch of asian kids scholarships.

Since it is located in Western Sydney, THGS has developed its own special breed of fuckwits who act like eshays even though their parents are rich. These dropshits like to constantly vape, hide vapes in toilet cisterns, smear shit on the toilet walls and bring vodka to school camps.

THGS likes to imagine itself as being good at sport, as a result it has spent an extortionate amount of money on a new playing field that nobody can even fucking go on at breaktime. Despite spending millions on sports, the school music department continues to operate out of a disused porta potty.

Some notable Hills traditions include: vaping, throwing bananas in trees, breaking the amphitheater, vaping, breaking common room windows, vaping, shoplifting in the canteen, wiping shit on walls, getting locked out of the english bathrooms and clogging the MPH toilets.

The new principal of Hills Grammar used to be the principal of Knox Grammar, so far she has managed to say lots of stuff but achieve approximately fuck all. The teachers all hate her but won't say it to her face.