The Hobo Kicker
A sadistic maniac thought to be stalking the streets of New York, NY since as early as 1997. This villain is thought to kick peacefully sleeping hobos and anyone else that is passed out on the street. The police believe him to also be married to one or more donkeys out in international waters.
When I was crawling home from the rad party I passed out and was ambushed and kicked by The Hobo Kicker.