The Home Row

A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following

Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter

When you smash somebody with a computer keyboard in a humorous fasion.

First seen on the television show, "Attack of the Show" on G4 TV.

To have somebody convey their anger and frustration through a violent attack utilizing computer keyboard

When used as a verb it means to strike someone with a keyboard in the face. This happens in schools and offices often or in any high stress atmosphere where a keyboard is present.

The first sets of keys a person usually learns in a keyboard. Home row is asdfghjkl; basically, it's the middle row of keys where your fingers should be set when they aren't being used. Your left hand: pinky on the a, index finger on the s, middle on the d, and pointer on the f. Right hand: Pointer on j, middle on k, index on l, and pinky on ;

1. n. Place where fingers rest for keying and typing. It is asdf and jkl; using all the fingers but the thumbs.

2. v. Home-rowing. Using this type of keyboarding method, as opposed to the "Mighty Index" finger method.

When you go and type something only to find that your fingers aren't on home row.