The Homer Simpson
When you double handed choke a girl while having sex in missionary so it resembles homer strangling bart
Last night got naughty, I gave her the homer Simpson while I ploughed through her in the hotel bed.
homer simpson
Possibly the greatest man who ever lived.
"Woohoo!Four day weekend!"
Homer Simpson
World's greatest American stereotype!
d'oh!
homer simpson
Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.
Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.
Homer Simpson
Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.
"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos
homer simpson
homer is my hero...he is the greatest man in the history of human existance
"If you're gonna get mad at me every time i do something stupid, i guess ill just stop doing stupid things"
Homer Simpson
Everyone's favorite over-weight, yellow-bellied bald-guy. Wears a short-sleeved shirt when wearing a tie. Isn't that weird?
"Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man - from Happyland! In a gum-drop house on Lollypop Lane! ... Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic."