The Hook and Ladder

The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped.

Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out.

hook and ladder

The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept.

I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore.

Hook and Ladder

The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person.

Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller

But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.”

Hook and ladder

During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis.

For her birthday, my wife asked for the old
Hook and ladder

俚语	the hook and ladder
释义	The Hook and Ladder The sexual act of hooking the fingers in the vagina, and licking up and down side to side as a ladder is shaped. Dude, before you pull of the hook and ladder call it out. hook and ladder The act of inserting one's finger (maximum of two) into a vaginal or anal opening, before cramming as much fist or forearm in as the cavity will accept. I thought she was going slow, but then Kelsey hook and laddered me and now I'm crazy sore. Hook and Ladder The act of using the sound of a ringing phone (actual phone or mp3 of ringing phone) to get off the phone with an annoying person. Also known as: ring fucking, designated caller But here’s what I do. On the desktop I keep an MP3 of a cell phone ring. I start VERY early in the conversation and run the "hook and ladder" (play the mp3). Then I run the play again about two minutes later. Both times the other person says, ‘do you have to get that?’ and I take a moment, and sigh irritatedly, ‘no, it’s not important.’ Then the THIRD time, I say, “look, it’s clear this guy isn’t going to leave me alone, let me get this. I’ll give you a call back as soon as I can.” Hook and ladder During the act of vaginal intercourse, you also slip one of your balls inside her at the same time as your penis. For her birthday, my wife asked for the old Hook and ladder
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