The Human Centipede
Sexual position in which three or more people assemble single file, on all fours and place their faces in the person in front's butt cheeks. Each person in the chain then proceeds to deficate into the following person's mouth, with the last person ending the chain with their's falling to the floor.
Thus completing the Human Centipede.
Thus completing the Human Centipede.
Guy #1: Bro, picked up two hookers the other day and they asked me to be The human Centipede head.
Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?
Guy #1: ...
Guy #2: What the fuck?! Did you do it?
Guy #1: ...
Human Centipede
A romantic comedy about an inspiring surgeon who sews three people together from ass to mouth. THEIR IS NO ME IN HUMAN CENTIPEDE! TEAMWORK!
my human centipede is john goodman in the front miley cyrus in the middle and justin beiber in the back. then i would ask miley if she has "the best of both worlds now?"
Human Centipeding
The act of three people engaged in the act of eating the butthole of the person in front of them. The person in front is known as position 1, with the numbers increasing down the line. More than three people is possible, but is strong discouraged.
It was good, until the other three people started human centipeding all over the place.
human centipede
Sexual act involving the connection of three human beings via face to bung hole. In most cases knee caps are broken to simulate proper centipede moving mechanisms.
Man last night sucked I got stuck as the caboose in our human centipede.
Human Centipede
A sex position where three people kneel on the ground in a line and give each mouth-to-anal stimulation. Hence making a position that resembles the human centipiede movie characters.
Dude 1: I wanna eat his ass so good.
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
Dude 2: Well I kinda wanna eat yours.
Dude 1: Lets go ask him to join us for a Human Centipede!
Dude 2: Fuck yeah!
Human Centipede
How to get annoying people to shut up.
Sarah: God, those girls need to STFU
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
Tim: Yeah, someone should human centipede them.
Sarah: But only in the B and C spots.
Tim: Amen
human centipede
The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.