HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER
It's when your girlfriend is on the rag and you screw her anyway but forget to take the tampon out. It gets pushed way up there and you spend the rest of the night trying to fish it out.
I thought it was just going to be a quickie, but ended up the hunt for red october until 2 am.
The Hunt for Red October
Female cycle during the month of October.
I didn't have sex last night because of The Hunt for Red October.