The Intercontinental
n. - see also The IC - A very large penis that is unable to be photographed due to it's sheer mass.
So Vanessa asked me, "What is the IC?" Consequently, the intercontinental was unsheathed.
intercontinental
A sexual experience involving 3 or more people of different continental origins. One must be performing fellatio while being tea-bagged and the third party is gently (or rough if preferred) pleasing the nipple region of the latter party.
Yo did you hear about Ziga, Meghan, and Muhammed had a 3 way?
No dude, they had an intercontinental.
No dude, they had an intercontinental.
Intercontinental necrobeastiality
It's practicioners fly to foreign countries and fuck dead animals that are indigenous to that region.
For instance go to Australia to fuck a dead kangaroo. Or to Africa to fuck a dead ostrich.
Intercontinental threesome
The act of masturbating to the sound of a roommate trying to quietly fornicate a male/female that they have brought home
I hate it when Bob asks his lady friends to moan into the pillow instead of out loud, it totally ruins my Intercontinental threesome
Intercontinental Championship
Pulling from it's wrestling origins, this title can be earned by sleeping with 5 different women or men in one week.
Tim: "Alyssa, Robin, Sarah, Nicole, and Brie makes 5. And it's only Tuesday!"
Announcer: "And your winner, and new holder of the intercontinental championship, Tim!"
Announcer: "And your winner, and new holder of the intercontinental championship, Tim!"
Intercontinental Ballistic Missile
A variation of the Tennison Gambit that you use in chess when your chess opponents threaten thermonuclear war. Your opponents don't stand a chance against this strategy!
The next move is obvious. We can launch an RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black's remaining pieces. However, if you are a beginner at chess, you can use an anti-tank guided missile instead.
intercontinental ballistic missile gambit
The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is a Chess gambit made by the Bosnian Ape Society. It is a variation of the tennison gambit. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit is very effective, having a 99.9% win rate. The intercontinental ballistic missile gambit starts with a standard opening, Kings pawn to E4. Afterwards, any move black makes is considered a mistake. After black makes the blunder move, u put your knight to F3. If black played the Scandinavian defense and is now threatening your knight, move the knight to F5 to threaten the Pawn. White expects for black to play Knight to F6. After that, we will offer a pawn by playing D3. Your pawn is expected to be captured because your low on material. After he captures, you capture his pawn back with the dark squared Bishop. After that, any move that black makes will not be too severe to you. So, after black plays his move you will be playing knight F7. This will force black into capturing the knight with a king. After that, play bishop g6 to check black. Now, if u haven’t notice the king is forced to capture the bishop. After that, u will notice that the enemy queen is unprotected which is now the time u strike. You will proceed to launch a RT-2PM2 Topol-M cold-launched three-stage solid-propellant silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile to attack black’s remaining pieces.
I like the intercontinental ballistic missile gambit.