The Jada Aisle
The emotional state of a combination of anger, confusion, and disgust, derived from a harmless situation that you made worse by being irrationally dramatic.
Almo: GIRL, thanks for meeting me for emergency brunch. I ran into my ex at the Warriors game last night! I am pretty sure he is dating our Uber driver from the last time we ordered sushi together, and he was wearing the shirt I got him at the Avril Lavigne concert.
ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.
Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
ELdee: We all have our moments.
ELdee: Girl, you need to leave The Jada Aisle. Your ex is from high school, Uber did not exist then. Also, you are allergic to fish and nobody wears Avril Lavigne stuff. Let's get you some mimosas and an emotional colonic, stat.
Almo: *Takes a Deep Breath*, thanks for taking me out of The Jada Aisle. I didn't even like him, he was a Hard Unsubscribe For Me.
ELdee: We all have our moments.