Jalapeño Popper
Prison term for throwing or rubbing pepper or jalapeño in the eyes of an unsuspecting victim in the shower before taking advantage and buggering him. Meant to describe getting the worst of a disadvantage in any situation.
Larry this is worse that a Jalapeño Popper... My boss just fucking screwed me! He's taking away my IM!
Jalapeño Popper
When you rub Icy Hot muscle rub on yer dick and then fuck yer partner in the ass.
Girlfriend: Hey, Babe, our sex life is getting kinda boring. We need to spice things up somehow.
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
Boyfriend: I’ve been telling you that anal sex is where it’s at. In fact, I bet you’d love a jalapeño popper.
Girlfriend: I don’t know… What’s a jalapeño popper?
Boyfriend: Hand me that muscle rub on the dresser and then bend over. I’ll show you.
Girlfriend: Ok…
Jalapeño Popper
When a male ties a string as tight as possible around the base of the mushroom, then proceeds to pull it until it pops off; Hence the name, Jalapeño Popper.
"Last night I paid some hobo twenty bucks to do the Jalapeño Popper. Let's just say it was spicy."
Jalapeño Popper
The action of rubbing any type of hot sauce on your penis and having sexual intercourse.
Why is Mary itching so much down there?
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.
Oh, It's because I gave her a Jalapeño Popper.
Jalapeño popper
When you put a jalapeño into the pussy or butthole of someone, like a dildo.
Stacey's boyfriend used a dildo, but Ashley's boyfriend wanted to spice it up, so he used a jalapeño popper.
Jalapeño Popper
Any child of hispanic origin or heritage who is overweight.
"Man, we were in the hood last night chilling when some Jalapeño Poppers came out of nowhere!!'
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Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper
When a girl give you a blowjob and you finish in her mouth then smack her across the face.
Man last night i gave my girl a Cincinnati Jalapeño Popper. it was freaking hilarious!