TheJamieMonster

A very pathetic and childish individual. TheJamieMonster reeks of B.O. and fancies himself a ladies man. His brother was going to have a baby once and Jamie was jealous so scratched “fuck you baby” on to a tank. Jamie had had sex with over 132 women in his imagination. That’s impressive. His granny drops his dinner off to him no matter the distance as he is incapable of providing for himself. He is genuinely a potential future serial killer. His best( and only) friend dean smith likes to defend him even though he doesn’t realise that 95% of the reason he’s been a virgin most his life is because of Jamie.