The Jimmy Slap
Very similar to the Rick James. If a guy is really pissing you off, load your hand with Ranch salad dressing and go up to him...slap him in the face...and say "I'm Jimmy, Bitch"
This bunghole deserved the jimmy slap. I'm motherfucking Rick James ... Bitch!
Jimmy slap
v.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
1: The act slapping someone with ones flaccid penis; usually, though not always across the face. The optimal jimmy slap leaves a damp, phallic shaped mark where the phallus made contact with its victim, though this is not mandatory.
Alex passed out at the party so John jimmy slapped him and took a Polaroid.