The Johnson Effect
The Effect consists of a common practice where someone kisses someone and break up about a week later. The practice gets its name from a man named El B. Johnson, A common user of the practice.
Oh bro, that was totally The Johnson Effect at play.
The Johnson Effect
When your cellphone starts to ring as soon as you whip out your Johnson to take a piss.
“I ran to the bathroom to take a humongous piss, and of course the Johnson Effect happened as soon as I whipped out my shlong.
The Johnson Effect
The ability to make the absolute worst decision every single time. Named after the UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson.
The Johnson Effect: when you could have had a smaller lockdown for a short period of time but instead you chose to do nothing and now the whole country is screwed.