The Jonah

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Very loving guy. You will never meet anyone else like him. He will always pick you up when you're down. A very funny guy, always doing weird things. He always says some random shit. Also has very good dance moves 😂 He is very trustworthy. Very lovable and sweet. 😘A great guy to talk to about anything that's on your mind. Any girl that gets him is very lucky. Never let go of a guy like him. Keep him with you at all times.

Normally breaks the table.

The most incredible person in the world that will make your heart beat fast, your knees go weak, and a smile spread across your face every time he talks to you. The greatest person to talk to at 3:30 a.m about anything and everything.. Or simply nothing at all. The one you can trust to make you happy and the one you wish you could make the happiest guy in the world. The one you want to hold you every night and the one you want to kiss you awake every morning. The one that drives you crazy and the one that keeps you sane. The one that makes you fall deeper in love every day and the one that just loves you back. The one that you see in your dreams and the one that wants to make your dreams come true. The one that is perfect in your eyes and the one that you wish could see in the mirror just what you see in him. The one that lets you ramble on and on about absolutely nothing and the one that wouldn't have it any other way. The one you love with all of your heart and the one that means everything to you. The one that you could go on about for days and still not do him justice.The one that is indescribable

He's one of the best people to know. Something to describe a Jonah is brilliant and nerdy. They are the people who when they see something they like they hold on to it. Such as playing the clarinet or beating everyone at Super Smash Bros since he learned the skills pretty quick. They care about the littlest things you say and love to talk to people. If you have a problem, they help solve in a flash. They can be shy at first, but once you get to know them they open up pretty easily. They are mature when they can or have to be, but can be allot of fun. Overall it's a person that you definitely want to meet in the future and want to hang around more

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A person who only watches the spiciest and the dankest of dank memes.